"Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Wal-Mart Employee: “Hello 'dis Wal-Mart's, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Wal-Mart Employee: “Whatchu want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne.” And underneath that “We will miss you”. Sad but true. This actually happened."
I guess "you get what you pay for" would apply here!
